Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?

A: A porky-pine

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Dec 25, 2023Liked by Exeunt Press

Q: how do pigs ask each other for help?

A: “hey can you lend me a ham?”

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A cool implementation could be a sort of Devil's Bargain die. This would only be usable in systems with target numbers. You can make a devils bargain a la FitD and roll an additional die (d6) the result of which is added to your original failed result. On a 1 you fail as usual and the bargain happens. On other results you either got enough to succeed or you can try again.

How do pig spies communicate?

With invisible oink!

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